Hi there darlings, and welcome to my very own personal web journal. It is, well, it's Absolutely Fabulous, darlings. It is where I will write what I am thinking and feeling (although I have no emotions) and really, it is very interesting, just like me and my life. Yes, I know what you're thinking: but I already have a personal page, why do I need a web diary ..? Well, the answer is, because my personal page is for me saying what I dislike in the world (everything) and what I like in the world (nothing). So, there you go.
Anyhoo, read my diary. It's not often a person says that ...
Love Edwina Darling *mwah mwah* 
Hi darlings,
It's moi, Edwina (obviously, seeing as this is my personal web journal). Well, it's been a very long and tiring day, today. I was up late last night, y'know, with the "wedding" and everything (you'll only understand if you visit our website http://www.maxpages.com/darlingmagic ) But, unfortunately, I couldn't tell you too much about the ceremony. It seems to have slipped my mind, and I was pretty high anyway 
Anyhoo, Katherine and myself travelled back to England this morning, with a bit more cash, and then we had to visit a place where they made us go: school.
Well, we've both never really had to go there, but recently, we were told that it was the law (not that we're completely correct with the law) but we were forced by evil fools who made us go. So, we went there for a few hours, and returned about 4 o clock in the afternoon. It was pretty rubbish there, but y'know, we made it through. We saw the usual people, plus the head darlingette, Anoir ( http://www.maxpages.com/theswirlything ) .
After that pathetic part of the day, we had to go and decide where we were going to find our husbands tonght, and we've decided on the usual. So I'm currently at Dish Dash nightclub, using my tiny computer thingy to write this. Don't say I don't try to update this journal.
Well, must dash - got a plane to catch at ten and a husband to find before then.
Edwina Darling *mwah mwah*